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The Montana Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Knee attraction, January 29, 1979, 6:34 p.m.
Montana Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Knee
October 1, 2008
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A median score of X plusses (by themepark critic Johnny Tremain)
Based on the obscure Montana Jones series of clothing, Montana Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Knee lets you crowd after Monty into the church of the ancient goddess Goro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Goro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a high-velocity chase through giant snakes, explosions, and movie references!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing during lunch.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to check out the inescapable themed autograph thingy.
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