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The Montana Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Knee attraction at dusk
Montana Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Knee
June 20, 1995
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 44 minutes on foot)
Based on the well-known Montana Jones series of stage plays, Montana Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Knee lets you follow Monty into the church of the ancient goddess Jara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Jara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-stressing chase through whips, steam, and movie references!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 37" tall and 28 years old to ride with a baby.
- The parking structures visible from this attraction are the realm of homeless former cast members.
- The secret clues painted on the ground of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Suzanna Script.
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