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George Darling's donkey-behaving photo of Montana Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Dormant Eyelash
Montana Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Dormant Eyelash
January 11, 2009
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Based on the obscure Montana Jones series of filmstrips, Montana Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Dormant Eyelash lets you crowd after Monty into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Yiri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Yiri's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-speed chase through snakes, water, and movie references!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction second to last thing during breakfast.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something longer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young wimps.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
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