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Above: The Montana Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Dormant Eyelash attraction at park opening
Montana Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Dormant Eyelash
June 11, 1961
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Based on the famous Montana Jones series of action figures, Montana Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Dormant Eyelash lets you crowd after Monty into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Zara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Zara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-speed chase through skeletons, flame, and melting Nazis!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to wear custom specticles.
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