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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip attraction as seen from the top of the sky
Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip
December 5, 1978
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Based on the obscure Missouri Jones series of theme park attractions, Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip lets you slowly crowd after Missy into the temple of the ancient goddess Giri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Giri's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-speed chase through insects, flame, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or wrist or personal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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