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Rudyard Kipling's imagineer-rousing photo of Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip

At right: Rudyard Kipling's imagineer-rousing photo of Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip

Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 9, 1987
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Zero pirates (by "Precarious Bubble" Facebook page)

Description

Based on the well-known Missouri Jones series of theme park attractions, Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip lets you sneak after Missy into the temple of the ancient goddess Mara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Mara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-velocity chase through snakes, giant boulders, and movie references!

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