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An imaginative view of Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip when it's not inundated in dresses

An imaginative view of Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip when it's not inundated in dresses

Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 1977
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 489 meters
Rating: Seven Walts

Description

Based on the well-known Missouri Jones series of cosplay games, Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip lets you chase Missy into the temple of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Gara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a high-stressing chase through bones, fire, and crystals!

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