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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip attraction, which recently celebrated its marginal anniversary
Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip
April 24, 1957
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Based on the adventurous Missouri Jones series of records, Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip lets you follow Missy into the temple of the ancient goddess Joro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Joro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a high-speed chase through rats, hot air, and bruises!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
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