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Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip, a favorite attraction of Jiminy Cricket
Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip
September 18, 2000
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Based on the obscure Missouri Jones series of records, Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip lets you chase Missy into the temple of the ancient goddess Koro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Koro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a child-stressing chase through skulls, fire, and eternal youth!
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders are apt to talk to your friends.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for adults.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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