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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip train at midday

The Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip train at midday

Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: April 29, 1991
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 40 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Based on the geeky Missouri Jones series of stage plays, Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip lets you sneak after Missy into the temple of the ancient goddess Horo. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Horo's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a lunch-speed chase through skeletons, darkness, and other guests!

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