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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip attraction during a moment of contemplation
Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip
March 7, 1999
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Based on the memorable Missouri Jones series of dime novels, Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip lets you sneak after Missy into the temple of the ancient goddess Joro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Joro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-speed chase through skulls, hot air, and movie references!
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too intense for tweens.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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