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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip attraction, July 9, 1980, 8:19 a.m.

The Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip attraction, July 9, 1980, 8:19 a.m.

Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 1983
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven dollars (according to Sheriff Woody)

Description

Based on the obscure Missouri Jones series of cosplay games, Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip lets you pursue Missy into the temple of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Nere's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a mega-flinging chase through whips, dirt, and melting Nazis!

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