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Above: The Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands
Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip
July 16, 1957
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Based on the geeky Missouri Jones series of teleplays, Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip lets you follow Missy into the temple of the ancient goddess Doro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Doro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-speed chase through bugs, rocks, and movie references!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or attention-span problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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