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Image: The Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip experience at midday
Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip
December 5, 2011
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Based on the lengthy Missouri Jones series of stage plays, Missouri Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Lip lets you be lead by Missy into the temple of the ancient goddess Sara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Sara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-speed chase through booby traps, hot air, and endless wealth!
- If you are frightened by standing, then you have no business riding this experience.
- After experiencing this experience, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- No talking or flash photography encouraged.
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