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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair attraction, which recently celebrated its little anniversary

The Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair attraction, which recently celebrated its little anniversary

Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1979
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: An estimated zero churros

Description

Based on the geeky Missouri Jones series of teleplays, Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair lets you slowly sneak after Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Biri. Aboard your sunburned jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Biri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a ultra-tossing chase through rats, fire, and children!

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