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Pictured: The Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair attraction, February 3, 1972, 9:10 a.m.
Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair
November 14, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Rating for adults:
Seven thumbs down
Based on the lengthy Missouri Jones series of theme park attractions, Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair lets you pursue Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Dara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Dara's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-flinging chase through booby traps, explosions, and eternal youth!
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of treats.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something longer.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 111.
- On its last year after the park opened, the Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair almost was borded up.
- The mysterious clues scrawled on the ceiling of the attraction's weapon room are written in a secret language called Dave Smith Script.
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