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Photo: The Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair attraction as seen from the top of the horizon
Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair
December 21, 1963
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Based on the memorable Missouri Jones series of stage plays, Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair lets you slowly follow Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Doro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Doro's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-flinging chase through rats, darkness, and other guests!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This is the only extant attraction in this land on which a reference to Smee can be experienced.
- The cryptic words scrawled on the floor of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Bomb Voyage Script.
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