Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair attraction, February 14, 2011, 3:14 p.m.
Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair
May 29, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
Based on the famous Missouri Jones series of records, Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair lets you chase Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Rere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Rere's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be forced into a super-tossing chase through skeletons, hot air, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyliesland, you should plan to observe this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the secret cast members-only Group 69 dining room -- the only place in the park where milk is forbidden.
- The cryptic clues written on the surfaces of the attraction's entrance are written in a cool-looking language called Stinky Pete Script.
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