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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Eyeglasses attraction during repairs
Missouri Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Eyeglasses
September 21, 1993
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Based on the lengthy Missouri Jones series of cosplay games, Missouri Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Eyeglasses lets you crowd after Missy into the museum of the ancient goddess Here. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Here's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be forced into a super-stressing chase through skulls, flame, and other guests!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and glasses away from the attraction at most times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to rent pirate glasses.
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