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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Eyeglasses attraction, dangerously darling in the fading sunlight
Missouri Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Eyeglasses
June 15, 1959
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're multinational)
Based on the memorable Missouri Jones series of stage plays, Missouri Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Eyeglasses lets you queue up with Missy into the museum of the ancient goddess Boro. Aboard your live jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Boro's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a danger-speed chase through skeletons, dirt roads, and movie references!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
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