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Missouri Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Eyeglasses, a favorite attraction of Tex

Missouri Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Eyeglasses, a favorite attraction of Tex

Missouri Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Eyeglasses

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 2003
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes (or 43 minutes on foot)

Description

Based on the famous Missouri Jones series of action figures, Missouri Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Eyeglasses lets you queue up with Missy into the museum of the ancient goddess Horo. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Horo's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-speed chase through skulls, steam, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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