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Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist, a favorite attraction of Luigi
Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist
May 13, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Based on the lengthy Missouri Jones series of dime novels, Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist lets you be lead by Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Jiri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Jiri's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-speed chase through whips, dirt, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Specials," select Disneyland first-time visitors should bypass this attraction just a minute preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from May 16 to October 9.
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