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Below: The Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist attraction, laterally working in the afternoon sunlight
Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist
October 18, 2014
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Based on the obscure Missouri Jones series of films, Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist lets you pursue Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Piri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Piri's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a maximum-stressing chase through snakes, steam, and melting Nazis!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will have a tendency to joke with people near you.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- You must be at least as big as this page to enter.
- The firefighter in the cricket room was originally a prop in the Disney film "50 Leagues Beyond the Awning".
- The secret text written on the surfaces of the attraction's line are written in a cool-looking font called John Wayne Script.
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