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At right: The Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist attraction as seen from the top of a studio
Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist
November 14, 1968
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Based on the popular Missouri Jones series of dime novels, Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist lets you queue up with Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Nere's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be flung into a lunch-tossing chase through giant snakes, dirt roads, and movie references!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and rest.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from moral restrictions or neck or social problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
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