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Above: A functional view of Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist when it's shrounded in tarps
Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist
July 14, 1980
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Based on the awesome Missouri Jones series of talkies, Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist lets you follow Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Vere's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a maximum-speed chase through skeletons, dirt roads, and lost hats!
- Warning: young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 33".
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and noses inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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