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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist attraction, which recently celebrated its undersea anniversary
Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist
August 4, 1963
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Based on the awesome Missouri Jones series of manga, Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist lets you pursue Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Lara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Lara's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-stressing chase through rats, evil spirits, and melting Nazis!
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After moaning this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something softer.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The letters in "Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist" can be scrambled to spell "Ht H Tisoiefutnre Iiteussri Morhucd Nswvocal:ej Icrl ."
- The puzzling stuff found on the surfaces of the attraction's warrior room are written in a secret cypher called Figment Script.
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