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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist attraction at first light
Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist
November 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Seldom popular with:
Based on the marketable Missouri Jones series of skits, Missouri Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Wrist lets you chase Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Horo. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Horo's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a ultra-velocity chase through bones, evil spirits, and animatronics!
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum height 73".
- Maximum width 77".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- Yawning may occur.
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