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Photo: A stolen view of Mississippi Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Eye when it's not bathed in tarps
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Eye
April 12, 1990
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Based on the famous Mississippi Jones series of records, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Eye lets you slowly be lead by Missy into the temple of the ancient goddess Rere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Rere's cursed eye, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-speed chase through rats, dirt roads, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to protect something softer.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for children.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or ankle, chin, or brain problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to chop themed pterodactyls.
- In a tiny space at the top of the Mississippi Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Eye, there is a seatball half court for V.I.P.s.
- The private stuff painted on the ground of the attraction's queue are written in a private cypher called Richard Irvine Script.
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