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Above: The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Eye attraction at park opening
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Eye
November 21, 1983
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're unscheduled)
Based on the lengthy Mississippi Jones series of dime novels, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Eye lets you sneak after Missy into the temple of the ancient goddess Furu. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Furu's cursed eye, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-tossing chase through bugs, hot air, and movie references!
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Some delusional individuals report that this attraction is possessed by the restless haunt of a former character.
- The cryptic messages written on the cast members of the attraction's exit are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Annette Funicello Script.
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