Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Wrist attraction at park closing
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Wrist
August 19, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Based on the geeky Mississippi Jones series of skits, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Wrist lets you be lead by Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Hara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Hara's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be forced into a guest-velocity chase through rope bridges, steam, and endless wealth!
- If traveling with a school group, try not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Before riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents may ride.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, blinding shoes, or liver complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from December 25 until perhaps February 8.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.