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The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Wrist attraction, massively pulsating in the shrouded moonlight
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Wrist
June 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Zero mice (by "The Gorilla" magazine)
Based on the marketable Mississippi Jones series of movies, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Wrist lets you follow Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Huru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Huru's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a ultra-flinging chase through rats, giant boulders, and sweat!
- If it's Christmas, other guests are apt to sing to you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness, overdone shoes, or hip, familial, spinal, or heart problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from June 22 through October 7.
- Some people say that this attraction is possessed by the moaning spirit of a former vessel.
- The secret clues written on the ceiling of the attraction's line are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Aida Script.
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