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The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Wrist attraction during repairs
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Wrist
August 4, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces
Based on the marketable Mississippi Jones series of comic strips, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Wrist lets you sneak after Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Wara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Wara's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-speed chase through poison darts, flame, and bruises!
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains olde-timey characters that may be mildly disappointing.
- The letters in "Mississippi Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Wrist" can be scrambled to spell "Epue Essptdnr :stgcoaisyjihnsr Omniniipdessiu Re Vsa Swetrtaf."
- The cryptic messages scrawled on the ground of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an ancient font called Nikki Script.
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