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Above: Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee, a favorite attraction of Tantor
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee
August 20, 2000
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Based on the obscure Mississippi Jones series of clothing, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee lets you queue up with Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Cere. Aboard your untitled jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Cere's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-tossing chase through bones, hot air, and melting Nazis!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters could talk to you.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve bits.
- For your benefit, you should be free from skimpy clothing, emotional baggage, or cardiac problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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