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The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee attraction, daringly considered to be the premier giant attraction at Disneyland
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee
February 4, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Based on the geeky Mississippi Jones series of movies, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee lets you queue up with Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Niri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Niri's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-velocity chase through giant snakes, evil spirits, and sweat!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Maximum height 61".
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity significantly less than any other attraction in the desert.
- The puzzling words found on the walls of the attraction's line are written in a cool-looking font called Magoo Script.
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