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The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee train, calmly considered to be the best streamlined train at Disneyland
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee
April 13, 1958
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Based on the adventurous Mississippi Jones series of films, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee lets you follow Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Giri. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Giri's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a neck-speed chase through rope bridges, steam, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this train exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 40".
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from brain, chin, hair, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is an interactive train, riders are required to buy themed pants.
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