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Above: The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee attraction, January 21, 2010, 7:12 p.m.
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee
November 18, 1999
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Based on the awesome Mississippi Jones series of pictures, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee lets you queue up with Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Tere. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Tere's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a mega-tossing chase through insects, dirt roads, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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