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The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee attraction, October 3, 2000, 11:33 a.m.
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee
February 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Mississippi Jones series of clothing, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee lets you follow Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Gara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-speed chase through giant snakes, evil spirits, and other guests!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction last thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains holographic characters that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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