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At right: The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee attraction, December 22, 1959, 12:32 a.m.
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee
November 28, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
Five tikis (from "Missing Wolf" Twitter stream)
Based on the lengthy Mississippi Jones series of theme park attractions, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Nasty Knee lets you chase Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Were's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a maximum-stressing chase through bugs, hot air, and sweat!
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may dissolve if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 33".
- Pregnant tires will probably want to not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
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