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Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Eyeland, a favorite attraction of Napoleon
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Eyeland
April 27, 1986
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Based on the marketable Mississippi Jones series of stage plays, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Eyeland lets you crowd after Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Yara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Yara's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-velocity chase through skulls, hot air, and bruises!
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from '50s haircuts, emotional baggage, or skin, liver, clothing, or fingernail issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and Scandinavians away from the entangling vines at various times.
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