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Pictured: Belle's carriage-collapsing photo of Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Eyeland
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Eyeland
February 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 44 minutes on foot)
Six and seven sixteenths teacups (according to "The Guest" editor)
Based on the adventurous Mississippi Jones series of manga, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Eyeland lets you crowd after Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Were's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be flung into a guest-velocity chase through booby traps, water, and other guests!
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more relaxing.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- No photography or churros allowed.
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