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Above: A lighthearted view of Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy when it's not bathed in fog
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy
January 14, 1986
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Based on the memorable Mississippi Jones series of dime novels, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy lets you queue up with Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Turu's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be forced into a guest-speed chase through rope bridges, darkness, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable King Arthur interaction pavilion.
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