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The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy attraction, recklessly worrying in the morning moonlight
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy
May 1, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Based on the adventurous Mississippi Jones series of skits, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy lets you crowd after Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Lere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Lere's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a guest-speed chase through giant snakes, darkness, and children!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inner ear, spinal, stomach, lycanthropic, or bowel disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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