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The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy attraction, daringly sleeping in the morning sunlight
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy
August 4, 2002
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Based on the obscure Mississippi Jones series of films, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy lets you chase Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Buru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Buru's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-stressing chase through rope bridges, explosions, and bruises!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be free from neck, ribcage, leg, chest, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
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