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Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Tom
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy
July 30, 2008
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Based on the obscure Mississippi Jones series of films, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy lets you pursue Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Diri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Diri's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a danger-stressing chase through poison darts, dirt roads, and children!
- If traveling with your extended family, try to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland bloggers might try to forget about this attraction as much as an hour prior to its closing.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 62".
- In 1995, this attraction was rethemed to add additional images that could be misinterpreted as inappropriate.
- The cryptic words painted on the surfaces of the attraction's exit are written in a childish language called Ron Miller Script.
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