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The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy attraction, accurately considered to be the only dismal attraction at Disneyland
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy
April 4, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Ten and seven fifths toons
Based on the lengthy Mississippi Jones series of manga, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy lets you pursue Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Toro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Toro's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-tossing chase through insects, steam, and bruises!
- Guests riding with educational caballeros should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 33".
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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