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The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy attraction, universally weeping in the morning moonlight

The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy attraction, universally weeping in the morning moonlight

Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1974
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Based on the lengthy Mississippi Jones series of talkies, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Eyecandy lets you be lead by Missy into the church of the ancient goddess Xere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Xere's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a ultra-speed chase through skeletons, steam, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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