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Pictured: The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Altar of the Magic Toe attraction, jealously considered to be the finest happy attraction at Disneyland
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Altar of the Magic Toe
January 25, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nine and two fifths mouse ears
Based on the geeky Mississippi Jones series of dime novels, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Altar of the Magic Toe lets you slowly be lead by Missy into the altar of the ancient goddess Doro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Doro's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a high-speed chase through rats, giant boulders, and bruises!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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