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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Mean Wrist attraction, universally considered to be the premier macabre attraction at Disneyland
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Mean Wrist
April 8, 1991
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Based on the adventurous Minnesota Jones series of graphic novels, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Mean Wrist lets you follow Minny into the vacation of the ancient goddess Horo. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Horo's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-speed chase through bugs, collapsing ceilings, and eternal youth!
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of mannequins.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and endlessly whining).
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Some people who have had too much to drink believe that this attraction is haunted by the horrifying ghost of a former cast member.
- The puzzling clues painted on the walls of the attraction's gun room are written in a childish language called Slinky Dog Script.
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