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Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor
June 2, 1997
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Based on the obscure Minnesota Jones series of radio shows, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor lets you be lead by Minny into the church of the ancient goddess Hara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Hara's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-speed chase through whips, giant boulders, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this train.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ankle or back problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- This train closes at random.
- All of this train's exits are decorated with characters from the cartoon.
- The private words scrawled on the surfaces of the train's queue are written in an ancient code called Arthur Script.
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