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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor attraction, hesitantly descending in the shrouded sunlight
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor
September 17, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Minnesota Jones series of dime novels, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor lets you chase Minny into the church of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Wiri's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-velocity chase through giant snakes, giant boulders, and bruises!
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
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