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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst ancient attraction at Disneyland
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor
June 7, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a quarter toons (by www.DisneyCrib.blogspot.com)
Based on the popular Minnesota Jones series of pulp novels, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor lets you follow Minny into the church of the ancient goddess Xoro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Xoro's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-flinging chase through skeletons, steam, and cages!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor separate but equal experience.
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