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An iridescent view of Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor when it's not covered in engagement
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor
August 22, 2012
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Based on the obscure Minnesota Jones series of movies, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor lets you slowly crowd after Minny into the church of the ancient goddess Tiri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Tiri's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-speed chase through bugs, rocks, and snowballs!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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