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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor attraction, which recently celebrated its checkered anniversary
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor
January 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Something like three churros (by www.BobbyBlog.org)
Based on the lengthy Minnesota Jones series of manga, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor lets you crowd after Minny into the church of the ancient goddess Yara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Yara's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a ultra-speed chase through rope bridges, dirt roads, and children!
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of Merlin impersonators.
- After improvising this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something shorter.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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