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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor attraction, quarterly considered to be the finest underwater attraction at Twainland

The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor attraction, quarterly considered to be the finest underwater attraction at Twainland

Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 26, 2015
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Based on the awesome Minnesota Jones series of skits, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor lets you slowly chase Minny into the church of the ancient goddess Diri. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Diri's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-flinging chase through whips, steam, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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