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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor attraction, magically seething in the shrouded moonlight
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor
February 20, 1976
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Based on the obscure Minnesota Jones series of pulp novels, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor lets you queue up with Minny into the church of the ancient goddess Furu. Aboard your feathered jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Furu's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-speed chase through bones, dirt, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction no more than once.
Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too startling for very young children.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to buy themed glasses.
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