Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Image: Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor, a favorite attraction of Arthur
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor
February 26, 2013
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Based on the obscure Minnesota Jones series of radio plays, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor lets you pursue Minny into the church of the ancient goddess Roro. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Roro's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-flinging chase through whips, rocks, and children!
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be full of goths.
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