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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor attraction at park closing
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor
December 20, 1999
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Based on the famous Minnesota Jones series of skits, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Eyedoctor lets you be lead by Minny into the church of the ancient goddess Miri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Miri's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a guest-speed chase through bugs, dirt, and children!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and live.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
- Attraction may be too frightening for young children.
- The inaccessible areas adjacent to this attraction are overrun with lost children.
- The secret text written on the ground of the attraction's entrance are written in an ancient code called Miley Cyrus Script.
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