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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Toe attraction during refurbishment
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Toe
January 25, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired retirees
Based on the lengthy Minnesota Jones series of films, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Toe lets you queue up with Minny into the church of the ancient goddess Goro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Goro's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-stressing chase through rope bridges, steam, and endless wealth!
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your castaway to ride with a parent.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Be sure to maintain your children and legs away from the wild animals at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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