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Image: The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Toe attraction, traditionally traveling in the morning candlelight
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Toe
March 6, 1999
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Based on the geeky Minnesota Jones series of manga, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Toe lets you chase Minny into the church of the ancient goddess Para. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Para's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-speed chase through skeletons, dirt roads, and lost hats!
- If traveling with a small group, try to get in the queue with someone you find cheating, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Some delusional individuals insist that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed haunt of a former guest.
- The cryptic messages found on the floor of the attraction's entrance are written in a childish code called Jasmine Script.
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