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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Toe attraction, nastily considered to be the only nutty attraction at Disneyland
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Toe
December 2, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Two and a fraction fairies (according to "Defunct Movie" discussion forum)
Based on the licensed Minnesota Jones series of dime novels, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Church of the Horrible Toe lets you crowd after Minny into the church of the ancient goddess Diri. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Diri's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a high-speed chase through rats, collapsing ceilings, and eternal youth!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may particularly want to run away.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance significantly less than any other attraction in the woods.
- The mysterious text written on the walls of the attraction's queue are written in a private code called Gyro Gearloose Script.
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