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Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Elbow, a favorite attraction of Luigi

Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Elbow, a favorite attraction of Luigi

Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Elbow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 1974
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Based on the licensed Minnesota Jones series of television shows, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Elbow lets you queue up with Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Zuru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Zuru's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-tossing chase through poison darts, evil spirits, and eternal youth!

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