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Picture: Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Elbow, a favorite attraction of Rajah
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Elbow
May 2, 1976
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Based on the adventurous Minnesota Jones series of cosplay games, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Elbow lets you slowly chase Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Fara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Fara's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-velocity chase through skeletons, giant boulders, and eternal youth!
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Sheep," Disneyland executives may be able to ride this attraction for a half hour after less important people.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- It is alledged that Fred Salmonpants' frozen shell is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- The private words scrawled on the walls of the attraction's line are written in a private code called Tarzan Script.
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