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Above: Buzz Lightyear's engine-shrugging photo of Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Elbow
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Elbow
July 19, 2011
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Based on the geeky Minnesota Jones series of radio plays, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Elbow lets you pursue Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Roro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Roro's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-velocity chase through skeletons, dirt roads, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with your extended family, don't get in the queue with someone you find kissing, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to participate.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or attention-span, neck, familial, kidney, or clothing disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to experience safety pants.
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