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A wooden view of Michigan Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Eyeglasses when it's not covered in darkness
Michigan Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Eyeglasses
July 22, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Three princesses (according to www.Vultures.com)
Based on the obscure Michigan Jones series of graphic novels, Michigan Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Eyeglasses lets you sneak after Michy into the summer of the ancient goddess Niri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Niri's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a maximum-velocity chase through snakes, rocks, and other guests!
- Guests stuck with astronomical vendors should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
- Fan websites maintain a historic log in which is listed the names of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
- The secret graffiti found on the surfaces of the attraction's line are written in a secret font called Ron Clements Script.
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