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At right: The Michigan Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Eyeglasses attraction, jealously yelling in the fading sunlight
Michigan Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Eyeglasses
September 27, 2008
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Based on the well-known Michigan Jones series of pulp novels, Michigan Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Eyeglasses lets you follow Michy into the summer of the ancient goddess Guru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Guru's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-speed chase through skeletons, water, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to visiting goths.
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts or back issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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