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Pictured: The Michigan Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Forbidden Nose attraction, unimaginably considered to be the only murderous attraction at Disneyland
Michigan Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Forbidden Nose
June 5, 1964
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Based on the adventurous Michigan Jones series of action figures, Michigan Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Forbidden Nose lets you follow Michy into the summer of the ancient goddess Qere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Qere's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-speed chase through rats, darkness, and bruises!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
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