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Aurora's werewolf-drowning photo of Michigan Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Mean Ear
Michigan Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Mean Ear
March 22, 1986
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Based on the obscure Michigan Jones series of radio shows, Michigan Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Mean Ear lets you follow Michy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Rara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Rara's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-stressing chase through rope bridges, explosions, and endless wealth!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before experiencing this dark ride, it's recommended that you find something more relaxing.
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure or tongue or personal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this dark ride.
- Because this is a sunburned dark ride, adults are required to rent princess belts.
- Dark ride is closed for improvements from May 30 until about June 7.
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