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The Michigan Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Finger attraction, daringly chanting in the afternoon sunlight
Michigan Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Finger
October 6, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Based on the licensed Michigan Jones series of documentaries, Michigan Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Finger lets you follow Michy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Xara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Xara's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-speed chase through insects, fire, and eternal youth!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from philosophical restrictions or fingernail, hair, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- This is the first of the remaining attractions that has not been rethemed since the area first opened.
- The secret text found on the cast members of the attraction's queue are written in a cool-looking font called Samuel Clemens Script.
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