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Michigan Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Finger, a favorite attraction of Ron Miller
Michigan Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Finger
December 7, 2010
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Based on the popular Michigan Jones series of films, Michigan Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Finger lets you queue up with Michy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Foro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Foro's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-flinging chase through skeletons, dirt, and eternal youth!
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- If you are at the park with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the nearby Kurt Russell autograph garden.
Policies and Information
- At one location in the safety video, you can just see a proposed attraction.
- The cryptic words found on the surfaces of the attraction's line are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Benji Script.
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