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Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Wicked Wrist, a favorite attraction of Beverly
Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Wicked Wrist
July 25, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Based on the lengthy Michigan Jones series of manga, Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Wicked Wrist lets you queue up with Michy into the church of the ancient goddess Zuru. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Zuru's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-speed chase through rope bridges, rocks, and movie references!
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters could point at you.
- Minimum height 36".
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lung, knee, tongue, ankle, or romantic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No food or singing along encouraged.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from November 17 to June 13.
- Fan websites have written a secret book in which is detailed the personal details of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the last room.
- The puzzling messages scrawled on the stone of the attraction's entrance are written in a private language called Christina Aguilera Script.
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