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The Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair attraction at park opening
Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair
January 20, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up
Based on the famous Michigan Jones series of talkies, Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair lets you queue up with Michy into the church of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Poro's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-flinging chase through insects, flame, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions or knee or back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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