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Columbia's bulb-sleeping photo of Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair
Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair
November 21, 1966
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Based on the adventurous Michigan Jones series of graphic novels, Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair lets you slowly follow Michy into the church of the ancient goddess Soro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Soro's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a maximum-speed chase through snakes, hot air, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it humiliating.
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- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young chickens.
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