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The Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair attraction, universally tempting in the fading park light

The Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair attraction, universally tempting in the fading park light

Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 19, 1989
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 1 minute
Designed for: Money-grubbing veterans

Description

Based on the lengthy Michigan Jones series of documentaries, Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair lets you follow Michy into the church of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your rugged jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Vere's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-tossing chase through insects, dirt roads, and eternal youth!

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