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The Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair attraction, which recently celebrated its mighty anniversary

The Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair attraction, which recently celebrated its mighty anniversary

Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 1963
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 529 feet
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Based on the obscure Michigan Jones series of clothing, Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair lets you be lead by Michy into the church of the ancient goddess Goro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Goro's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be flung into a high-flinging chase through booby traps, dirt, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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