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The Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair attraction, unrelentingly pushing in the shrouded sunlight
Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair
August 4, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Based on the lengthy Michigan Jones series of documentaries, Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair lets you pursue Michy into the church of the ancient goddess Goro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Goro's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a maximum-velocity chase through skeletons, darkness, and random curses!
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, find something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 45 BTUs.
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
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