Massive Texland Attraction Database
The Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair attraction, temptingly considered to be the only bumpy attraction at Texland
Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair
February 14, 1965
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 2 minutes by horse)
Based on the obscure Michigan Jones series of dime novels, Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair lets you crowd after Michy into the church of the ancient goddess Piri. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Piri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a maximum-velocity chase through booby traps, water, and melting Nazis!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and cans away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from May 6 until perhaps July 5.
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