Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair, a favorite attraction of Bobby Burgess
Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair
October 27, 1991
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Based on the lengthy Michigan Jones series of theme park attractions, Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair lets you chase Michy into the church of the ancient goddess Biri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Biri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-speed chase through snakes, giant boulders, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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