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Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair, a favorite attraction of Tweedledee
Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair
June 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired family reunions
Based on the famous Michigan Jones series of television shows, Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair lets you follow Michy into the church of the ancient goddess Yiri. Aboard your tight jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Yiri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-stressing chase through skeletons, water, and endless wealth!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will pick on bubbles.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 37".
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The reference to cauldrons is an inside joke.
- The puzzling text painted on the cast members of the attraction's entrance are written in a secret font called Tony Baxter Script.
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