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The Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair attraction, temptingly considered to be the only bumpy attraction at Texland

The Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair attraction, temptingly considered to be the only bumpy attraction at Texland

Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 14, 1965
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes (or 2 minutes by horse)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight Mickeys

Description

Based on the obscure Michigan Jones series of dime novels, Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair lets you crowd after Michy into the church of the ancient goddess Piri. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Piri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a maximum-velocity chase through booby traps, water, and melting Nazis!

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