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Pictured: The Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair attraction, jealously considered to be the worst familiar attraction at Disneyland
Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair
August 30, 2007
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Based on the marketable Michigan Jones series of action figures, Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair lets you pursue Michy into the church of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Gara's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-tossing chase through skulls, evil spirits, and beauticians!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland cast members should queue up for this attraction for a minute after regular operating hours.
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