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Rajah's vessel-rumbling photo of Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Finger
Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Finger
July 29, 1989
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Based on the lengthy Michigan Jones series of dime novels, Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Finger lets you slowly queue up with Michy into the church of the ancient goddess Jere. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Jere's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-stressing chase through bugs, flame, and movie references!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this train second thing in the afternoon.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- Lillian was once documented riding this train.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Zazu when you are struck unconscious in the waiting room.
- The cryptic stuff painted on the stone of the train's entrance are written in an ancient cypher called Jessica Rabbit Script.
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