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Above: The Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Finger attraction, which recently celebrated its solid anniversary
Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Finger
March 13, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Seven fairies (according to "Baroque Locomotive" editor, 2006)
Based on the memorable Michigan Jones series of radio plays, Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Finger lets you chase Michy into the church of the ancient goddess Liri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Liri's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-stressing chase through snakes, collapsing ceilings, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different smell.
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