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The Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Finger ride during construction
Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Finger
October 1, 1967
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 40 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Based on the famous Michigan Jones series of clothing, Michigan Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Finger lets you chase Michy into the church of the ancient goddess Yiri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Yiri's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a high-speed chase through giant snakes, dirt roads, and endless wealth!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Because this is a high-speed ride, the uninsured are required to purchase safety waivers.
- The reference to banks is a bad joke.
- The private words scrawled on the floor of the ride's entrance are written in a cool-looking cypher called Zokkomon Script.
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