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John Wayne's submarine-traveling photo of Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow

John Wayne's submarine-traveling photo of Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow

Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: May 25, 1991
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Designed by: Locals

Description

Based on the famous Massachusetts Jones series of pulp novels, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you chase Massy into the summer of the ancient goddess Yuru. Aboard your supernatural jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Yuru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-speed chase through skulls, darkness, and movie references!

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