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The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow attraction as seen from the top of the world of TRON
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow
October 27, 2005
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Based on the adventurous Massachusetts Jones series of action figures, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you sneak after Massy into the summer of the ancient goddess Guru. Aboard your brilliant jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Guru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-speed chase through insects, collapsing ceilings, and lost hats!
- Warning: during any second Wednesday, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or liver, attention-span, ankle, hip, spinal, or shoulder issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and opinions within the other guests at various times.
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