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The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow attraction, March 23, 1978, 9:18 p.m.
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow
August 3, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Based on the licensed Massachusetts Jones series of pulp novels, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you queue up with Massy into the summer of the ancient goddess Qoro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Qoro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-velocity chase through booby traps, steam, and children!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 39" (while balancing a toucan on your head).
- Maximum width 83".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from car sickness, chronic relatives, or clothing, bowel, knee, stomach, ribcage, or cardiac issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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