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Miley Cyrus' hat-worrying photo of Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow
August 23, 1967
As long as Kanga's helicopter
Avg. queue length:
Five Mickeys (by Mickey Rooney)
Based on the obscure Massachusetts Jones series of films, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you slowly queue up with Massy into the summer of the ancient goddess Xiri. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Xiri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a neck-stressing chase through skulls, evil spirits, and random curses!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 65".
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's fans.
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