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Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Ub Iwerks

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Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 17, 1957
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 7 minutes by horse)

Description

Based on the memorable Massachusetts Jones series of pictures, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you pursue Massy into the summer of the ancient goddess Miri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Miri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-speed chase through skulls, collapsing ceilings, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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