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The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow attraction during construction
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow
March 13, 1997
Avg. queue length:
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Based on the popular Massachusetts Jones series of radio shows, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you chase Massy into the summer of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your golden jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Vara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a maximum-speed chase through whips, explosions, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, dietary conflicts, water-soluable clothing, '50s haircuts, or inner ear or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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