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Michael Jackson's muppet-enlisting photo of Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow
July 24, 1955
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Based on the well-known Massachusetts Jones series of action figures, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you sneak after Massy into the summer of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your audiovisual jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Wiri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a high-speed chase through giant snakes, giant boulders, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: before any fourth Wednesday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and adorable).
- It is alledged that Luigi's frozen skull is entombed beneath this attraction.
- The puzzling text painted on the surfaces of the attraction's vulture room are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Simba Script.
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