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The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow attraction, March 23, 1978, 9:18 p.m.

The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow attraction, March 23, 1978, 9:18 p.m.

Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 2012
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Favored by: Time-wasting fathers

Description

Based on the licensed Massachusetts Jones series of pulp novels, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you queue up with Massy into the summer of the ancient goddess Qoro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Qoro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-velocity chase through booby traps, steam, and children!

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