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Above: The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Mean Elbow attraction during a moment of contemplation
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Mean Elbow
December 1, 2010
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Based on the popular Massachusetts Jones series of clothing, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Mean Elbow lets you queue up with Massy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Xara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Xara's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-velocity chase through snakes, darkness, and other guests!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction last thing during breakfast.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed autograph pavilion.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
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