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The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow attraction as seen from the top of a prairie

The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow attraction as seen from the top of a prairie

Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 15, 1965
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Enjoyed by: Parents

Description

Based on the geeky Massachusetts Jones series of talkies, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow lets you follow Massy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Liri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Liri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a high-velocity chase through whips, dirt roads, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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