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The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow attraction, which recently celebrated its cute anniversary
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow
April 6, 1971
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Based on the marketable Massachusetts Jones series of action figures, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow lets you be lead by Massy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Rere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Rere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a danger-flinging chase through bugs, water, and movie references!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will have a tendency to joke with your party.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions, inexplicable allergies, blinding perfume, or blood, romantic, social, or brain problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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