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The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow
June 1, 1984
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Based on the lengthy Massachusetts Jones series of comic strips, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow lets you queue up with Massy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Yere. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Yere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-velocity chase through snakes, water, and bruises!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
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