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The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow attraction, which recently celebrated its bumpy anniversary
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow
January 7, 1999
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Based on the memorable Massachusetts Jones series of talkies, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow lets you chase Massy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Ruru. Aboard your inventive jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Ruru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-stressing chase through skulls, evil spirits, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with a large group, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Bumping may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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