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Below: A portentous view of Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow when it's covered in trains
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow
November 7, 1980
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Based on the obscure Massachusetts Jones series of theme park attractions, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow lets you follow Massy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Jiri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Jiri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a guest-flinging chase through giant snakes, darkness, and endless wealth!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
- Minimum height 22".
- Must be at least 54" tall and 30 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Within this attraction can be found the hidden cast members-only Speakeasy 23 clubhouse -- the only place in the yard where milk is free.
- The secret text found on the floor of the attraction's queue are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Justin Timberlake Script.
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