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Above: Yale Gracey's legend-loading photo of Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow
October 11, 1983
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Based on the popular Massachusetts Jones series of skits, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow lets you be lead by Massy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Vere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a high-stressing chase through skeletons, steam, and movie references!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland cast members should find this attraction up to a minute after its closing.
Policies and Information
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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