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Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Jafar

Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Jafar

Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 1974
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Based on the obscure Massachusetts Jones series of clothing, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow lets you pursue Massy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Yoro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Yoro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a guest-stressing chase through rope bridges, steam, and toads!

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