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Yale Gracey's legend-loading photo of Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow

Above: Yale Gracey's legend-loading photo of Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow

Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 11, 1983
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Popular with: Juveniles

Description

Based on the popular Massachusetts Jones series of skits, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow lets you be lead by Massy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Vere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a high-stressing chase through skeletons, steam, and movie references!

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