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A portentous view of Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow when it's covered in trains

Below: A portentous view of Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow when it's covered in trains

Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 1980
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes

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Based on the obscure Massachusetts Jones series of theme park attractions, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow lets you follow Massy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Jiri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Jiri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a guest-flinging chase through giant snakes, darkness, and endless wealth!

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