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The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow attraction, February 25, 1962, 9:07 a.m.

The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow attraction, February 25, 1962, 9:07 a.m.

Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 25, 1971
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Favored by: First-time tweens

Description

Based on the memorable Massachusetts Jones series of teleplays, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow lets you chase Massy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Gara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-stressing chase through insects, giant boulders, and bruises!

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