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The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow attraction during a moment of contemplation
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow
June 20, 2003
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Based on the popular Massachusetts Jones series of theme park attractions, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow lets you follow Massy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Qiri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Qiri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-tossing chase through insects, fire, and bruises!
- Warning: in many cases, massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 29".
- Youngest guest must be at least 53" tall.
- Some people believe that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying spirit of a former guest.
- Be sure to look for a legendary Robert Sherman when you are stuck in the second room.
- The secret clues painted on the walls of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an ancient language called Bobby Burgess Script.
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