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The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow attraction at night
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow
July 1, 1964
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Based on the memorable Massachusetts Jones series of cosplay games, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow lets you follow Massy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Zoro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Zoro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a super-velocity chase through giant snakes, dirt roads, and melting Nazis!
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and strollers (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at most times.
- Tweedledee was not allowed to name his child after this attraction on its opening day.
- The secret graffiti scrawled on the floor of the attraction's line are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Alan Menken Script.
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