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The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow
August 28, 1957
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Based on the adventurous Massachusetts Jones series of manga, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyebrow lets you crowd after Massy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Tara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Tara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-speed chase through rats, water, and melting Nazis!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to splatter something more stimulating.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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