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Above: The Maryland Jones Adventure: Temple of the Mean Elbow attraction at first light
Maryland Jones Adventure: Temple of the Mean Elbow
August 28, 2008
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Based on the obscure Maryland Jones series of theme park attractions, Maryland Jones Adventure: Temple of the Mean Elbow lets you follow Maryly into the temple of the ancient goddess Ciri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Ciri's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-stressing chase through skulls, explosions, and melting Nazis!
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry after a snack.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or cardiac, intestinal, kidney, or skin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
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