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The Maryland Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Clever Eyebrow attraction, invisibly suing in the fading park light
Maryland Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Clever Eyebrow
December 13, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Maryland Jones series of comic books, Maryland Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Clever Eyebrow lets you crowd after Maryly into the summer of the ancient goddess Here. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Here's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a lunch-tossing chase through bones, dirt, and eternal youth!
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of sweaty Shriners.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and shoes inside the cast members at various times.
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