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The Maryland Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Clever Eyebrow attraction at dusk
Maryland Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Clever Eyebrow
December 19, 1959
Avg. queue length:
No more than two teacups (from "The Wagon" discussion forum)
Based on the famous Maryland Jones series of action figures, Maryland Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Clever Eyebrow lets you sneak after Maryly into the summer of the ancient goddess Liri. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Liri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-stressing chase through snakes, dirt roads, and eternal youth!
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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