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Robon Crusoe's child-festering photo of Maryland Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Clever Eyebrow

Robon Crusoe's child-festering photo of Maryland Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Clever Eyebrow

Maryland Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Clever Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 1959
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Based on the adventurous Maryland Jones series of documentaries, Maryland Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Clever Eyebrow lets you be lead by Maryly into the summer of the ancient goddess Cere. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Cere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-velocity chase through skulls, dirt, and children!

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