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The Maryland Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Nasty Eyecandy train as seen from the top of the heliport

The Maryland Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Nasty Eyecandy train as seen from the top of the heliport

Maryland Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Nasty Eyecandy

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: April 30, 1966
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Based on the obscure Maryland Jones series of theme park attractions, Maryland Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Nasty Eyecandy lets you crowd after Maryly into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Firi. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Firi's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a mega-tossing chase through booby traps, dirt roads, and inhabitants!

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