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Maryland Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Nasty Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Smee
Maryland Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Nasty Eyecandy
February 17, 1995
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Based on the obscure Maryland Jones series of comic books, Maryland Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Nasty Eyecandy lets you follow Maryly into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Soro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Soro's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a high-velocity chase through bones, dirt roads, and movie references!
- If traveling with a tour group, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable princess interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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