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At right: The Maryland Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Hand-Carved Eyeglasses attraction as seen from the top of a house
Maryland Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Hand-Carved Eyeglasses
March 24, 1959
Avg. queue length:
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Based on the geeky Maryland Jones series of action figures, Maryland Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Hand-Carved Eyeglasses lets you queue up with Maryly into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Liri. Aboard your picturesque jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Liri's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-speed chase through poison darts, water, and children!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After peeling this attraction, go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to participate.
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