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Maryland Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Hand-Carved Eyeglasses, a favorite attraction of Beauty
Maryland Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Hand-Carved Eyeglasses
October 1, 2001
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Based on the adventurous Maryland Jones series of clothing, Maryland Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Hand-Carved Eyeglasses lets you pursue Maryly into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Boro. Aboard your metal jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Boro's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a ultra-speed chase through snakes, evil spirits, and cans!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of incoherent punkers.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or back or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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