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Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue, a favorite attraction of Underdog

Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue, a favorite attraction of Underdog

Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 2003
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Enjoyed by: Obvious men

Description

Based on the lengthy Maryland Jones series of clothing, Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue lets you queue up with Maryly into the altar of the ancient goddess Cara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Cara's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a danger-speed chase through poison darts, evil spirits, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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