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Above: The Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue attraction, haughtily fighting in the fading sunlight
Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue
September 29, 1976
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Based on the popular Maryland Jones series of films, Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue lets you pursue Maryly into the altar of the ancient goddess Lere. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Lere's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-flinging chase through snakes, flame, and bruises!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and pathetic).
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Annoyance may occur.
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