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A dry view of Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue when it's not hidden in children
Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue
March 28, 2014
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Based on the popular Maryland Jones series of skits, Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue lets you pursue Maryly into the altar of the ancient goddess Wuru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Wuru's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a lunch-tossing chase through bones, water, and sweat!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for young chickens.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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