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The Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue attraction during a moment of contemplation
Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue
May 18, 1974
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Based on the lengthy Maryland Jones series of dime novels, Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue lets you follow Maryly into the altar of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Were's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a guest-flinging chase through rats, dirt roads, and children!
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant inhabitants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections or ribcage or social issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains antique images.
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