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Lightning McQueen's frontiersman-kneeling photo of Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue
Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue
July 15, 1964
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Based on the well-known Maryland Jones series of cosplay games, Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue lets you chase Maryly into the altar of the ancient goddess Gere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Gere's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-speed chase through bugs, fire, and eternal youth!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and in a stroller).
- Must be at least 44" tall and 27 years old to ride alone.
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