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The Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue attraction, January 18, 1957, 8:11 p.m.
Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue
May 13, 1959
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Based on the famous Maryland Jones series of radio plays, Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue lets you pursue Maryly into the altar of the ancient goddess Yiri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Yiri's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-velocity chase through giant snakes, giant boulders, and children!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in this queue.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something with a different ambiance.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from moral issues or blood, finger, brain, or leg complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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