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Picture: The Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue attraction, which recently celebrated its good anniversary
Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue
July 10, 1993
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Based on the adventurous Maryland Jones series of cosplay games, Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue lets you follow Maryly into the altar of the ancient goddess Zuru. Aboard your common jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Zuru's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-tossing chase through giant snakes, explosions, and children!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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