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The Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue attraction, stalwartly hiding in the morning sunlight
Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue
July 11, 1994
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Based on the well-known Maryland Jones series of action figures, Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Tongue lets you queue up with Maryly into the altar of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Nere's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-flinging chase through skeletons, rocks, and movie references!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters could sing to you.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction may become addictive.
- The unused areas near this attraction are overrun with homeless former cast members.
- The puzzling messages written on the stone of the attraction's entrance are written in a cool-looking cypher called Sid Phillips Script.
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