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The Maine Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Malicious Eyeland attraction, April 8, 1987, 2:35 a.m.
Maine Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Malicious Eyeland
August 22, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Based on the well-known Maine Jones series of documentaries, Maine Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Malicious Eyeland lets you be lead by Mainy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Wiri's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a high-velocity chase through snakes, water, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of descending this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to capture something that requires more patience.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneywatcher BFFs will want to queue up for this attraction up to a half hour prior to the gates opening.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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