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Maine Jones Adventure: Temple of the Horrible Lip, a favorite attraction of Clarabelle Cow
Maine Jones Adventure: Temple of the Horrible Lip
November 15, 1991
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Based on the awesome Maine Jones series of theme park attractions, Maine Jones Adventure: Temple of the Horrible Lip lets you chase Mainy into the temple of the ancient goddess Soro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Soro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-stressing chase through skulls, evil spirits, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- Minimum height 46".
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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