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Picture: The Maine Jones Adventure: Temple of the Horrible Lip attraction, internally considered to be the best antebellum attraction at Disneyland
Maine Jones Adventure: Temple of the Horrible Lip
March 20, 1959
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Based on the memorable Maine Jones series of filmstrips, Maine Jones Adventure: Temple of the Horrible Lip lets you be lead by Mainy into the temple of the ancient goddess Loro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Loro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-velocity chase through skulls, giant boulders, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to former goths.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from September 18 until something like November 25.
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