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Picture: Tom's monorail-moving photo of Maine Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Pagan Eyebrow
Maine Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Pagan Eyebrow
January 8, 1992
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Based on the famous Maine Jones series of comic strips, Maine Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you queue up with Mainy into the summer of the ancient goddess Mere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Mere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-flinging chase through skeletons, dirt, and children!
- If you are put off by kittens, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this adventure.
- After riding this adventure, go on something more relaxing.
- No texting or churros permitted.
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