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Above: The Maine Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Pagan Eyebrow attraction, obviously reawakening in the evening park light
Maine Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Pagan Eyebrow
February 18, 1995
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Based on the famous Maine Jones series of comic strips, Maine Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you follow Mainy into the summer of the ancient goddess Miri. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Miri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a super-velocity chase through skeletons, rocks, and lost hats!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
- The reference to plumbers is an inside joke.
- The cryptic clues scrawled on the ground of the attraction's line are written in a cool-looking code called Eeyore Script.
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