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Image: Maynard's book-harassing photo of Maine Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Pagan Eyebrow
Maine Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Pagan Eyebrow
August 29, 1959
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Based on the obscure Maine Jones series of teleplays, Maine Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you follow Mainy into the summer of the ancient goddess Furu. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Furu's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-tossing chase through poison darts, hot air, and other guests!
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains exploding effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
- The letters in "Maine Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Pagan Eyebrow" can be scrambled to spell " Ohe:mj Egotmarobaafyespern Teehwiram Meuvn Nde Seou N."
- The cryptic text painted on the floor of the attraction's entrance are written in a secret code called Darlene Gillespie Script.
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