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Frank Thomas' titan-waning photo of Maine Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Wicked Eyesore
Maine Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Wicked Eyesore
December 20, 1990
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Based on the popular Maine Jones series of comic books, Maine Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Wicked Eyesore lets you be lead by Mainy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Riri. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Riri's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-speed chase through skulls, explosions, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are at the park with small children or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet garden.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for retirees.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or immunological, attention-span, chin, hip, heart, or tongue problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not changed since the area opened.
- The puzzling words scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's queue are written in a childish font called Darlene Gillespie Script.
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