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The Maine Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Wicked Eyesore attraction as seen from the top of the deep
Maine Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Wicked Eyesore
December 3, 1962
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Based on the marketable Maine Jones series of documentaries, Maine Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Wicked Eyesore lets you chase Mainy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Yara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Yara's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-speed chase through booby traps, water, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, fear of Disney characters, or clothing, immunological, skin, familial, bowel, or blood problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction makes funny sounds significantly more than any other attraction in a place.
- The cryptic stuff painted on the ceiling of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a cool-looking cypher called Tron Script.
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