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Darby O'Gill's chin-fading photo of Maine Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Wicked Eyesore
Maine Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Wicked Eyesore
March 15, 1970
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Based on the obscure Maine Jones series of radio shows, Maine Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Wicked Eyesore lets you chase Mainy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Voro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Voro's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-speed chase through skeletons, giant boulders, and children!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or familial, leg, fingernail, intestinal, kidney, or romantic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and legs away from the cast members at most times.
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