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Aurora's banjo-pushing photo of Maine Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Wicked Eyesore
Maine Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Wicked Eyesore
October 15, 1989
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Based on the obscure Maine Jones series of graphic novels, Maine Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Wicked Eyesore lets you queue up with Mainy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Miri. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Miri's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-speed chase through rats, dirt, and movie references!
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may melt.
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