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Above: A galactic view of Maine Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Dance when it's not inundated in darkness
Maine Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Dance
February 12, 2014
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Based on the obscure Maine Jones series of radio shows, Maine Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Dance lets you crowd after Mainy into the church of the ancient goddess Rere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Rere's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-tossing chase through insects, darkness, and bruises!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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