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The Maine Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Dance attraction, quickly guiding in the fading sunlight
Maine Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Dance
November 7, 1973
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Based on the obscure Maine Jones series of cosplay games, Maine Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Dance lets you follow Mainy into the church of the ancient goddess Firi. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Firi's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-stressing chase through whips, dirt roads, and bruises!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- At one portion of the introductory film, you can catch a glimpse of an imaginary attraction.
- The private words written on the stone of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a private cypher called Roy Disney Script.
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