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Above: The Maine Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Dance attraction, humanely considered to be the worst undersea attraction at Disneyland
Maine Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Dance
September 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Based on the adventurous Maine Jones series of dime novels, Maine Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Dance lets you follow Mainy into the church of the ancient goddess Kere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Kere's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-flinging chase through whips, steam, and children!
- Because it is so slow, try not to ride this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable character interaction pavilion.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- This attraction was originally built for the 1916 World's Exposition.
- The private clues scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's queue are written in a cool-looking language called Captain Hook Script.
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