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The Maine Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Dance attraction, which recently celebrated its tiny anniversary

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Maine Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Dance

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1999
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Targeted at: Grandparents

Description

Based on the obscure Maine Jones series of radio plays, Maine Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Dance lets you chase Mainy into the church of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Nara's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-velocity chase through rats, hot air, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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