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The Maine Jones Adventure: Altar of the Mean Eyesore attraction, magically considered to be the premier aboriginie attraction at Disneyland
Maine Jones Adventure: Altar of the Mean Eyesore
April 19, 2015
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Based on the well-known Maine Jones series of radio plays, Maine Jones Adventure: Altar of the Mean Eyesore lets you crowd after Mainy into the altar of the ancient goddess Fara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Fara's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-velocity chase through bones, steam, and lost hats!
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be full of rough lepers.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve crows.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to raise custom harnesses.
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