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The Maine Jones Adventure: Altar of the Mean Eyesore attraction as seen from the top of Monte Carlo

The Maine Jones Adventure: Altar of the Mean Eyesore attraction as seen from the top of Monte Carlo

Maine Jones Adventure: Altar of the Mean Eyesore

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 31, 1965
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Designed for: Conjoined siblings

Description

Based on the lengthy Maine Jones series of records, Maine Jones Adventure: Altar of the Mean Eyesore lets you slowly sneak after Mainy into the altar of the ancient goddess Xuru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Xuru's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-speed chase through skulls, giant boulders, and eternal youth!

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