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The Maine Jones Adventure: Altar of the Mean Eyesore dark ride during repairs

The Maine Jones Adventure: Altar of the Mean Eyesore dark ride during repairs

Maine Jones Adventure: Altar of the Mean Eyesore

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: January 12, 1960
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Intended for: Locals

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Based on the lengthy Maine Jones series of graphic novels, Maine Jones Adventure: Altar of the Mean Eyesore lets you queue up with Mainy into the altar of the ancient goddess Zoro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Zoro's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-speed chase through bones, giant boulders, and endless wealth!

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