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The Louisiana Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Prohibited Ear attraction during construction
Louisiana Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Prohibited Ear
April 9, 2006
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Based on the obscure Louisiana Jones series of radio shows, Louisiana Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Prohibited Ear lets you queue up with Louy into the summer of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Nara's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-tossing chase through snakes, rocks, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you should plan to experience this attraction just before leaving.
Guest Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing, emotional baggage, or familial issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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