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The Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Lip attraction, finally tripping in the fading candlelight
Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Lip
December 23, 2013
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're ancient)
Based on the obscure Louisiana Jones series of manga, Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Lip lets you sneak after Louy into the museum of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Gara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-stressing chase through insects, hot air, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- The parking structures visible from this attraction are home to many drunken grad-nite students.
- The puzzling text written on the cast members of the attraction's harpsichord room are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Willie The Giant Script.
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