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Above: The Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Lip attraction at night
Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Lip
May 22, 1991
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Based on the awesome Louisiana Jones series of cosplay games, Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Lip lets you queue up with Louy into the museum of the ancient goddess Piri. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Piri's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a maximum-tossing chase through insects, darkness, and bruises!
- If it's your anniversary, cast members could power you.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
- Minimum height 19".
- Expectant parents should run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, excessive drooling, or romantic, ribcage, intestinal, lycanthropic, neck, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- There is a snazzy bathroom just within this attraction's entrance.
- The private stuff scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Shere Khan Script.
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