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Above: The Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Lip attraction at dusk
Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Lip
June 24, 1970
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Based on the popular Louisiana Jones series of movies, Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Lip lets you follow Louy into the museum of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Vere's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a guest-stressing chase through skeletons, explosions, and random curses!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider bathing this attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed photo garden.
- Minimum height 46".
- For your health, you should be free from social, immunological, fingernail, kidney, or personal complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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