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Below: A patient view of Louisiana Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Finger when it's not hidden in fog
Louisiana Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Finger
May 4, 1991
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Based on the marketable Louisiana Jones series of records, Louisiana Jones Adventure: Church of the Malicious Finger lets you be lead by Louy into the church of the ancient goddess Liri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Liri's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be forced into a guest-speed chase through skeletons, explosions, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 29".
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No babies or drinks allowed.
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