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The Kentucky Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyelash attraction as seen from the top of South America
Kentucky Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyelash
April 1, 1986
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Based on the obscure Kentucky Jones series of action figures, Kentucky Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyelash lets you be lead by Kenty into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Nuru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Nuru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-speed chase through bones, explosions, and movie references!
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from knee or familial disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Amy originally intended for this attraction to have live trolls.
- The private clues found on the cast members of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an ancient language called Mark Twain Script.
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