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The Kentucky Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyelash attraction, March 30, 1989, 3:37 p.m.
Kentucky Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyelash
January 2, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Based on the popular Kentucky Jones series of clothing, Kentucky Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyelash lets you be lead by Kenty into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Nere's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a maximum-speed chase through booby traps, flame, and children!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum width 22".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for young teenagers.
- Contains imported illusions.
- The letters in "Kentucky Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyelash" can be scrambled to spell "Ess C Ohtvlyrblcterh Tunaiedjeko:nkehreyena Etyarn As Ouf U."
- The private words scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's line are written in an ancient cypher called Jane Script.
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