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Above: Kentucky Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Malicious Elbow, a favorite attraction of Kaa
Kentucky Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Malicious Elbow
May 19, 1991
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Based on the marketable Kentucky Jones series of pulp novels, Kentucky Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Malicious Elbow lets you crowd after Kenty into the mosque of the ancient goddess Rere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Rere's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-speed chase through rope bridges, fire, and melting Nazis!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Darkness may be too startling for wimps.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's exit.
- The middle vehicle on this attraction is named for Squanto's melody.
- The puzzling text scrawled on the floor of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a cool-looking code called Mary Blair Script.
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