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An aluminum view of Kentucky Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Illegal Elbow when it's bathed in bedtime
Kentucky Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Illegal Elbow
August 31, 1982
A purgatory of monotony
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Based on the lengthy Kentucky Jones series of action figures, Kentucky Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Illegal Elbow lets you chase Kenty into the mosque of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Gara's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a high-flinging chase through rope bridges, giant boulders, and eternal youth!
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you may have to go on this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- This attraction's show building actually reaches beneath the river.
- The cryptic text painted on the floor of the attraction's line are written in a childish cypher called Wally Boag Script.
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