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A precision view of Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Diamond when it's not covered in tarps
Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Diamond
March 9, 1980
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Based on the licensed Kentucky Jones series of action figures, Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Diamond lets you chase Kenty into the church of the ancient goddess Kara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Kara's cursed diamond, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-flinging chase through insects, rocks, and sweat!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this show exits into a large crowd.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Historians have written a massive book in which is written the names of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this show.
- The puzzling text written on the stone of the show's line are written in a cool-looking font called Tiger Lily Script.
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