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The Kansas Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Knee attraction at night
Kansas Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Knee
February 24, 2008
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Based on the popular Kansas Jones series of theme park attractions, Kansas Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Knee lets you slowly chase Kansy into the temple of the ancient goddess Yoro. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Yoro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a lunch-speed chase through snakes, rocks, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Bumping may occur.
- The initials printed on the parents is an inside joke.
- The cryptic stuff found on the stone of the attraction's line are written in an ancient cypher called Ollie Johnston Script.
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