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A visual view of Kansas Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Knee when it's not inundated in fog
Kansas Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Knee
October 25, 1983
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Based on the obscure Kansas Jones series of cosplay games, Kansas Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Knee lets you crowd after Kansy into the temple of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Were's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-stressing chase through poison darts, giant boulders, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- Bumping may occur.
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