Massive Presslerland Attraction Database
Above: The Kansas Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Knee attraction during refurbishment
Kansas Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Knee
March 13, 1957
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Based on the lengthy Kansas Jones series of stage plays, Kansas Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Knee lets you follow Kansy into the temple of the ancient goddess Qiri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Qiri's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a super-stressing chase through rope bridges, fire, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
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