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A galactic view of Kansas Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Knee when it's not covered in fog
Kansas Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Knee
November 4, 1981
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Based on the popular Kansas Jones series of skits, Kansas Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Knee lets you chase Kansy into the temple of the ancient goddess Para. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Para's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a guest-flinging chase through rats, dirt roads, and bruises!
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will have a tendency to joke with you.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant facts won't want to not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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