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The Kansas Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Knee attraction during refurbishment

Above: The Kansas Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Knee attraction during refurbishment

Kansas Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Knee

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1957
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Enjoyed by: Time-wasting grandparents

Description

Based on the lengthy Kansas Jones series of stage plays, Kansas Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Knee lets you follow Kansy into the temple of the ancient goddess Qiri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Qiri's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a super-stressing chase through rope bridges, fire, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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