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Kansas Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Hand-Carved Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Bobby
Kansas Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Hand-Carved Eyecandy
November 1, 2003
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Based on the obscure Kansas Jones series of television shows, Kansas Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Hand-Carved Eyecandy lets you slowly sneak after Kansy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Niri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Niri's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a neck-speed chase through poison darts, water, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from skimpy clothing, novelty haircuts, or skin or brain complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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