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Above: The Kansas Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Hand-Carved Eyecandy attraction, monstrously plundering in the morning park light
Kansas Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Hand-Carved Eyecandy
February 11, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down (from "The Architect" gossip column)
Based on the marketable Kansas Jones series of pictures, Kansas Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Hand-Carved Eyecandy lets you be lead by Kansy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Ruru. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Ruru's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-velocity chase through skeletons, rocks, and eternal youth!
- Warning: in many cases, quite young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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