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Above: The Kansas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Prohibited Eyeland attraction, which recently celebrated its foul anniversary
Kansas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Prohibited Eyeland
April 16, 2003
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Based on the popular Kansas Jones series of films, Kansas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Prohibited Eyeland lets you pursue Kansy into the museum of the ancient goddess Wuru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Wuru's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be flung into a super-speed chase through giant snakes, dirt roads, and bruises!
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, odd tattoos, valuable clothing, or back, fingernail, or shoulder issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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