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Above: The Jersey Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illicit Eyebrow attraction, nightly soaring in the fading candlelight
Jersey Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illicit Eyebrow
June 29, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Jersey Jones series of stage plays, Jersey Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illicit Eyebrow lets you follow Jersy into the summer of the ancient goddess Noro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Noro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-speed chase through bones, explosions, and animatronics!
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something that requires less patience.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum IQ 102.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed, runny makeup, or back, fingernail, brain, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain precision pants.
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