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Jersey Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illicit Eyebrow
July 29, 2011
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Based on the geeky Jersey Jones series of records, Jersey Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illicit Eyebrow lets you be lead by Jersy into the summer of the ancient goddess Zere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Zere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a maximum-flinging chase through skulls, darkness, and animatronics!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from back, viral, attention-span, or social issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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