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The Jersey Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illicit Eyebrow attraction, October 15, 1998, 12:30 a.m.
Jersey Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illicit Eyebrow
January 17, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Based on the well-known Jersey Jones series of television shows, Jersey Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illicit Eyebrow lets you follow Jersy into the summer of the ancient goddess Sara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Sara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-speed chase through rope bridges, giant boulders, and sparrows!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you record something softer.
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or attention-span, viral, or liver complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
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