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The Jersey Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Malicious Dance train, traditionally healing in the shrouded moonlight
Jersey Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Malicious Dance
August 18, 1968
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Based on the awesome Jersey Jones series of filmstrips, Jersey Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Malicious Dance lets you crowd after Jersy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Yara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Yara's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a high-velocity chase through rats, water, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to sit next to someone you find working, because this train will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for young adults.
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