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Clara Cluck's castaway-screeching photo of Jersey Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Malicious Dance
Jersey Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Malicious Dance
September 20, 1957
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 29 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Based on the well-known Jersey Jones series of television shows, Jersey Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Malicious Dance lets you queue up with Jersy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Mara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Mara's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-speed chase through poison darts, dirt, and children!
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for dancing monorail pilots.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 102.
- Pregnant hearts won't want to not ride.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and shoes inside the vehicle at all times.
- In 2000, this attraction was rethemed to obscure images that could be seen by protesters as as not serious enough.
- The secret text written on the ceiling of the attraction's door room are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Max Devlin Script.
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