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At right: Casey's deer-overlapping photo of Jersey Jones Adventure: Hut of the Horrible Eyesore
Jersey Jones Adventure: Hut of the Horrible Eyesore
February 18, 2004
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Based on the obscure Jersey Jones series of comic strips, Jersey Jones Adventure: Hut of the Horrible Eyesore lets you sneak after Jersy into the hut of the ancient goddess Fere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Fere's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-stressing chase through poison darts, rocks, and melting Nazis!
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will have a tendency to talk to you.
- In 1986, this attraction was renovated to remove characters that could be seen by protesters as as out of date.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the exit queue.
- The cryptic stuff painted on the ground of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a childish cypher called Clarabelle Cow Script.
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