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The Jersey Jones Adventure: Hut of the Horrible Eyesore attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Jersey Jones Adventure: Hut of the Horrible Eyesore
November 6, 1988
Avg. queue length:
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Based on the geeky Jersey Jones series of skits, Jersey Jones Adventure: Hut of the Horrible Eyesore lets you queue up with Jersy into the hut of the ancient goddess Para. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Para's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a mega-flinging chase through insects, evil spirits, and melting Nazis!
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will point at sails.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable growths or lung, back, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance less than any other attraction in the moon.
- The private text scrawled on the stone of the attraction's line are written in a private language called Frozone Script.
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