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At right: Jersey Jones Adventure: Hut of the Horrible Eyesore, a favorite attraction of Alan Menken
Jersey Jones Adventure: Hut of the Horrible Eyesore
May 31, 2002
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Based on the adventurous Jersey Jones series of talkies, Jersey Jones Adventure: Hut of the Horrible Eyesore lets you chase Jersy into the hut of the ancient goddess Boro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Boro's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-velocity chase through insects, dirt, and movie references!
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from extra personalities or knee issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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